It’s
not
just
anyone
who
will
stand
up
in
front
of
a
classroom
full
of
jaded
high
school
kids,
strap
on
an
acoustic
guitar
and
ask
the
stone
faces
to
sing
along
to
an
improvised
tune
about
llamas,
turtles
and
hippos.
But
there
is
a
kernel
of
that
idea
–
believe
in
yourself
and
you
can
get
anything
done
–
in
Ralph
Bronner’s
messages.
“I
was
shy
when
I
was
young,”
Bronner,
a
Menomonee
Falls
man
whose
family
runs
a
well-known
organic
soap
company
in
California,
told
about
20
students
from
Reuther
High
School’s
Bridges
program
for
at-risk
students
Tuesday
while
trying
to
cajole
them
into
singing.
“I
couldn’t
do
stuff
like
this.
I
know,
at
your
age
everything
sucks.”
Bronner,
who
showed
up
at
Reuther
in
a
decidedly
dressed-down
hooded
sweatshirt
and
jeans,
remembers
that
things
can
be
a
bummer
for
kids.
His
father,
Emmanuel
Bronner,
left
Germany
in
1929
for
Wisconsin,
but
ended
up
receiving
shock
treatments
in
an
asylum
after
a
heated
verbal
dust-up
with
a
University
of
Chicago
dean
led
to
his
arrest.
Emmanuel
Bronner
escaped
the
asylum
with
little
more
than
the
shirt
on
his
back,
but
eventually
started
a
soap
company
in
California
that
became
Dr.
Bronner’s
Magic
Soap,
with
about
$9
million
in
annual
sales.
His
children
and
grandchildren
now
run
the
company,
but
there
were
lean
years
in
between
for
Ralph
Bronner
–
including
15
different
homes.
“I’ve
woken
up
on
a
chicken
farm
in
Indiana
and
in
an
orphanage
full
of
rats
in
Chicago,”
he
said.
“But
I
didn’t
know
it
was
supposed
to
ruin
my
life.”
His
message
to
the
Reuther
students
interspersed
with
story
upon
story
ranging
from
goofball
to
hear0rending
–
was
clear..
“Stick
to
your
dream
and
don’t
let
any
one
nail
you
down,”
he
said.
It
came
across
loud
and
clear
to
16
year-old
Reuther
sophomore
Wynette
Day.
“He
just
wants
us
to
be
ourselves
and
do
what
we
think
is
best
for
the
world,”
she
said.
The
Reuther
Brindges
teachers
were
impressed
with
the
way
Bronner
connected
with
their
students.
“These
kids
really
walk
to
the
beat
of
a
different
drummer,
and
he
appreciates
that,”
teacher
Pat
Thompson
said.
“He’s
a
little
crazy,”
said
Frank
Falduto,
the
teacher
who
invited
Bronner
to
speak
to
his
class.
“Well,
I
wouldn’t
say
crazy
–
just
really
eccentric.”
Bronner’s
company
disperses
over
20
percent
of
its
profits
to
charitable
organizations,
but
Ralph
Bronner’s
stories
of
helping
dig
wells
in
Africa
or
feed
the
homeless
in
Milwaukee
champion
the
merit
of
personal
involvement
over
financial
contributions.
“This
only
happens
when
you
get
involved
in
a
charity,”
Bronner
said
of
improving
the
lot
of
fellow
human
beings.
“It
doesn’t
happen
when
you
just
send
a
check.”
The
stories
include
people
whose
lives
were
devastated
by
civil
war,
disease
or
plain
old
rotten
luck,
all
making
the
best
of
their
lives
despite
being
far
worse
off
than
the
kids
in
Falduto’s
classroom.
“Our
problems
are
silly,”
said
Kelvin
Martin,
who
works
with
kids
like
those
in
Bridges
through
Community
Impact
Programs.
“They’re
nothing
compared
to
all
these
people
he
knows.
We’re
complaining
and
they’re
all
right.”
Bronner
urged
the
Bridges
students
–
whose
course
requirements
include
volunteer
work
in
the
community
–
to
involve
themselves
in
the
well
being
of
all
people.
“How
many
of
you
have
mothers
who
would
fall
over
if
you
said,
‘Mom,
take
it
easy.
I’ll
do
the
dishes’?”
he
said.
“You
don’t
have
to
wait.
You
can
do
it
tonight.
You
can
do
it
tomorrow.”
Dad’s
Vision;
Son’s
Calling.
Ralph
Bronner
not
only
promotes
soap,
he
crusades
to
make
the
world
better.
When
he
visited
Kenosha
Tuesday,
Bronner
treated
me
to
the
convoluted
digressions
that
advance
his
causes.
“I
say
there
should
be
a
constitutional
amendment
that
every
child
in
America
has
the
right
to
a
loving,
caring
person
in
their
life
who
values
an
education.”
He
told
me.
Bronner,
67,
taught
32
years
in
an
inner
city
Milwaukee
public
school
before
he
retired
from
teaching.
He
talks
about
folks
he
knows
personally
–
a
woman
who
adopts
hard
to
pace
kids,
a
doctor
who
travels
the
world
to
heal
kids’
bodies
and
spirits,
a
woman
who
freely
gives
her
time
despite
being
in
a
wheelchair.
“See,
these
are
the
saints
of
the
earth
–
and
you
never
hear
about
them,”
says
Bronner,
who
lives
in
Menomonee
Falls.
He
talks
almost
nonstop,
pausing
to
say
unselfconsciously,
“interrupt
me
anytime
because
I
was
born
talking.”
Not
coincidentally,
he’s
spokesman
for
Dr.
Bronner’s
Magic
Soaps,
a
$6.5
million
company
he
and
his
late
brother
inherited
from
their
father.
In
2003,
they
sold
10
million
dollars
of
soap.
Ralph,
the
VP,
now
co-owns
it
with
his
sister-in-law
Trudy,
and
her
two
sons.
We
believe
in
constructive
capitalism
–
sharing
the
profit
with
the
workers
and
the
earth
from
which
we
made
it,”
Bronner
says.
The
philosophy,
inherited
from
his
father,
netted
the
company’s
22
employees
annual
bonuses
the
past
two
years
of
$15,000
to
$60,000
each.
All
full
time
vested
employees
earn
annual
salaries
above
$42,000.
No
one
earns
annual
salaries
below
$42,000
and
the
company
pays
health
insurance,
including
deductibles.
Workers
fork
out
only
$10
co-pays
per
prescription
and
doctor
visits.
The
earth-friendly
company
encourages
people
to
“Commit
random
kindness
and
senseless
acts
of
beauty,”
a
slogan
printed
on
bumper
stickers
Bronner
gives
out
with
free
soap
products.
Over
25
percent
of
the
company
profits
fund
charities.
(It
was
50%
in
2003!)
Bronner
says
he
never
knew
he
was
supposed
to
feel
disadvantaged,
even
though
he
shuffled
between
15
foster
homes
as
a
child.
His
father,
Emanuel
Bronner,
a
fourth
generation
soap-maker
who
emigrated
from
Europe
in
1929,
landed
in
an
Illinois
insane
asylum
in
1947
but
later
escaped,
fleeing
to
California
with
little
more
than
the
shirt
on
his
back.
The
elder
Bronner
eventually
founded
the
company
in
the
mid-1950s
in
Los
Angeles.
He
died
in
1997
and
left
it
to
his
sons.
By
then,
annual
sales
were
$6
million.
Health
food
store
customers
know
the
labels
featuring
his
“Moral
ABC
of
All-One-God-Faith”
laid
out
in
stream-of-consciousness
non-sequiturs.
The
soap
gained
popularity
in
the
60s
and
early
‘70s
among
folks
returning
to
nature
and
going
back
to
the
Godhead.
People
rediscovered
the
unusually
pure
soaps
in
the
1990s,
and
sales
jumped
20
percent
in
2002.
Before
realizing
the
true
legacy
left
to
him,
Bronner
admits
thinking
dad
really
“was
nuts.”
“I
now
have
nothing
but
respect
for
a
man
who
went
blind
but
devoted
his
whole
life
to
making
the
world
a
better
place,”
Bronner
says.
“
I
grew
to
love
the
sort
of
man
who
loved
God
more
than
making
money.
“I’ve
become
my
father.”
At
its
essence,
the
Moral
ABC
All-One-God-Faith
is
simple:
We’re
all
united
under
one
God,
by
whatever
name
we
call
that
God.
For
the
unabridged
version,
buy
the
soaps,
or
join
Ralph
for
his
“168th
birthday”
June
6
at
Wellspring
in
Newburg.
Call
him
at
(262)
255-5511
for
details.
He
won’t
mind
talking.